Good evening and welcome to this edition of news bulletin on BBC –Begumpet Broadcasting Corporation. Firstly, the top stories this evening – No hope for the Pope says the Senior Medical Officer of the Vatican. No earthquake measuring 5.3 on the Richter scale anywhere around Indonesia in the last 24 hours. But first of all, the biggest news at this hour – The Indian Cricket team falls to a single digit score. Speaking after the match, the stand in captain of the team Rahul Dravid said……
Our Father who art in heaven…..Give us this day our daily bread……..forgive us our trespasses….. lead us not into temptation…….. deliver us from the devil
I, Gp Capt Anil Nair, am very thankful to all of you for the wonderful tenure I have had as your station commander. We have implemented a lot of revolutionary measures towards the improving the quality of life at this station, which I hope will be followed even after my departure as I have always said
I am the truth, the Way and the Life. I am the good shepherd; my sheep know my voice. They follow me. I lead them on to greener pastures. I am the Lord your God and I command you that
all officers’ will do ceremonial parade on every Wednesday. It leads to the overall upliftment of discipline, which is the first point of my KRA. Why only officers, the ladies too must participate in all station activities. Consider the excellent example of the ladies club which has been active and my wife has asked me to convey to you all that the next meeting of the ladies club will be……..
held at Emerald Island, Suncity in South Africa. Richard Branson, CEO of Virgin Atlantic has promised that this would be the biggest sponsored free ride. In a Press preview he stated….
I wish to complement NTS. Their flying records have been incident free. To improve flight safety standards we are taking special care on our side of the runway. I have detailed Wg Cdr Oscar Das to deploy bird watchers……..
Who turn their faces in eternal hope to the heavens above. Where does their help come from? From God almighty, the maker of Heaven and earth, of all that is seen and unseen, all things great and small. He who made the Sun, the Moon and stars
And startlets of Bollywood have gone on indefinite strike demanding a ‘casting couch’ allowance. Bollywood spokeswoman Ms Khol Kar Ni is on record stating that Bollywood stars would be down to their knees and left with many new releases canned before being ready for takeoff
and landings will continue for IAF aircraft at Begumpet airport. We have effectively stalled the efforts by Manager Hyderabad Airport in parking of civil aircraft in our dispersal. I am sure that this move by the civil authorities is ……………..
sinful and against the eighth commandment of the Lord, “Thou shall not covet thy neighbours goods”. The measure you give will be the measure you get. Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you. Repent and make penance for Judgment Day is close at hand. This sinful way of life
has considerably improved at race course during my tenures. You can see far and wide… all trees below six feet from the ground have been chopped and those above six feet have been drastically pruned to below six feet and done away with under the first clause. We have the barriers at gate No 1 & 10 fully functional and the SMO along with the Station Security Officer has done an excellent job in organizing dog shooting. These dog shooters, our own airmen are being ………………
selected for the ‘double trap event’ for the upcoming Olympics at Beijing. The Sports Minister Bowler Khelkar has expressed great hopes that the dogged determination of these shooters will earn us the GOLD at the next Olympics. Moving on to world news, the National Geo Physical laboratory of USA has made public startling findings regarding the killer Tsunami that struck on 26 December last year. The main cause of the Tsunami as revealed by this institution is the shifting of the Indian Tectonic Plate caused due to
The rainwater-harvesting project at 404 AF Stn. This has become a model project for the entire command to emulate. We have also successfully implemented the zero-garbage scheme. …thanx to CadmO whose relentless zeal
In pursuing the comforts of this world will never lead one to Heaven. Happy are the poor… for theirs is the Kingdom of God. Blessed is she who suffers and is persecuted because she does as I have commanded her…..the reward will be
This years nobel for literature. We have Flash news this moment; this time around an Indian has bagged the Nobel. The only second Indian after Rabinder Nath Tagore to be conferred with this honour. The Nobel has been bagged by none other than
Anupama Joshi, who has designed the photo magazine of our station. This effort has been appreciated by the C-n-C personally. I don’t know how many of u has had the opportunity to see this magazine. One look at this magazine will prove to you…………
The futility of all human efforts. Thou shall realize that He is everywhere and he watches over you and every move of yours …….by day and night. Mosses received the Ten Commandments at Mount Sinai and came down to his people and said unto them “ These commandments are the Lords very own. They are to be engraved in your hearts and ought to be listed in…..
the servants dossier. It is an innovative idea and I sincerely hope it is followed up in the future too. It is we officers and ladies who need to educate our servants on Health & Hygiene. The SMO has conducted an excellent camp and I am sure we will not get any surprises like
Virgin Mary was with a child. This was at the time when she was besought to Joseph. The angel of the lord appeared to Joseph in a dream and said that salvation of God will be on
……….. every officer of this station who has delivered a lecture on Tuesday morning. This has been useful to all of us and we have benefited a great deal. I have got it compiled on a CD and the same has been received the appreciation of………..
Lalu Prasad Yaday, the Chief of RJD. He intends to get down to grass root levels and distribute copies of this CD amongst the electorate. Elsewhere, at an auction at Christies, the wig worn by Marylyn Monroe in the steamy hit ‘Gentlemen prefer Blondes’ fetched a million pounds sterling. At the same auction, the overalls worn by the Wright Brothers on their first historic flight failed to attract any bidders. The general manager of Christies, Mr Peter Sellar said ‘Let the overalls hang in….
our own station museum. CO, NTS just look around……any thing of vintage value must be regarded with the respect it deserves. It is our duty to preserve the rich heritage and our glorious past….
In the Garden of Eden. It was at this garden that humans first discovered what it was to be naked! It was here that the serpent tempted Eve with an apple and life was bliss until Adam decided to
play volleyball every evening at Race Course. I appreciate the efforts of all officers towards the tournament, which ended in a victory for us as a team. In conclusion, I would like to say that it was a very satisfying tenure. I would like to see the completion of the new building for NTS and I have already directed the GE
to create paradise on earth where you shall have more than you have desired, more than you ever imagined. You will never know the end of your joy nor will you be tormented for the fear of losing what you love and you will know no shame. In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost ………. AMEN
That’s all in this news bulletin. Stay tuned for the next update on Begumpet Broadcasting Corporation.
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